Tuesday, April 12, 2011

YOUR 2011 MR. SASQUATCH CHAMPIONS!!!!

Over 300 votes were cast in deciding the most important awards in the history of award giving. This year had a record number of entries and also had the closest results in the Mr. Sasquatch Competition's existence.  Before getting to the results, The Sasquatch Commission would like to thank all who competed, voted, and helped out in any way.  We would like to thank this year's sponsors, and encourage you to give them your business(Tell them Mr. Sasquatch sent you).  
And now, on to the awards:



Every competitor will be the envy of all who see them wearing their new Mr. Sasquatch 2011 T-shirt from Ken's Screenprinting!



The Tenderfoot
This person shall be known as "The Rookie", and will receive a Beard Head to hide their facial hair shame.  
(Special thanks to Beard Head for their prize donation.  Check out beardhead.com for more awesomeness!)
  The Rookie is.......................



















 Morgan!

The Picasso
This person shall be known as "The Artiste" and will receive a Philips Norelco All-in-one trimmer to continue their facial artistry.
 The Artiste is......................























Joshua!

General Burnsides
This person shall be known as "The General" and will receive a backpack and headlamp

from Outdoor Outlet to help in his quest to capture the illusive Sasquatch.
(Special thanks to Outdoor Outlet for their prize donation.  Check them out for all your outdoor supply needs!)
 The General is...........................





















Rafael!

Rollie Fingers
This person shall be known as "Mr. Mustachio" and will be able to announce their title to the world with their very own Carstache.


Mr. Mustachio is........................































Joshua!

Mr. Sasquatch
This person shall be known as "Mr. Sasquatch" and will receive the crown jewel of competition prizes; The Mr. Sasquatch Trophy.

  
MR. SASQUATCH IS..................







































JARED!!!!
Thanks again for everyone's participation.  Check back every so often for sasquatch updates and for details about upcoming competitions.  
Until next time, have a hairy day and stay squatchy!

Monday, April 4, 2011

CAST YOUR VOTE FOR THE 2011 COMPETITION!

Here are the entries for this year's competition!
(Voting instructions are at the bottom of the post)
The Sasquatch hopefuls have finished their hair growth.  Now it is time for you to do your part, by casting your votes.  Please encourage your friends, family, potential mates, enemies, frenemies, complete strangers and incomplete strangers to visit this post and cast their votes as well.  After voting, check back here on April 12 to see who will be crowned as champions.
And now, your beastly beauties:

Photo Entries Not Yet Received
(Ben)

Jared



 Jedidiah

 Morgan





Troy


 Michael the Younger


 Joshua



 Sam


Kevin

Dave



Joseph



 Kato


James

  
Rafael



Loren
Disqualified

Ken


George
Cory







Before voting, here are some things to remember:
  • Voters can only cast one voter per category(5 votes total ).
  • Only votes from valid email addresses will be accepted. 
  • You may vote for a competitor in multiple categories(i.e. Rollie Fingers & General Burnside).
  • Voters are encouraged to cast a vote in each category (5 total votes).
  • Questionable votes will be reviewed and ruled upon by The Sasquatch Commission.
  There are 2 ways to vote: 
  1. Sending an email to sasquatch.comp@gmail.com with "Votes" in the subject line.
  2. By using the comments window at the end of this post with your email address included(Your comments/votes will not be published).  
(feel free to copy and paste this into your email/comment for easy voting).
Mr. Sasquatch
General Burnside(The General)
Rollie Fingers (Mr. Mustachio)
The Picasso(The Artiste)
The Tenderfoot(The Rookie)
Don't forget to check back here on April 12th for the prizes and results.
Thank you for your votes,
The Sasquatch Commission   
 

Thursday, March 3, 2011

2011 Competitors

These beasts have stepped up to the challenge:

Ben
Dave
George
James
Jared
Jedidiah
Joseph
Joshua
Kato
Ken
Kevin
Lamar(Cory)
Loren
Michael the Younger
Morgan
Rafael
Sam
Troy

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

2011 Rules

The competition officially begins on February 15th and ends on March 31st. In order to enter the competition you must submit your desire to compete by sending an email to sasquatch.comp@gmail.com .

Males and females are both eligible to enter, but society may not be ready to embrace female competitors.


You can submit your desire to compete from the date these rules are posted until March 3rd. The list of competitors will be released on March 3rd.


YOU MUST COMPLETELY SHAVE YOUR FACE BEFORE BEGINNING TO COMPETE, AND NEED A WITNESS TO VOUCH FOR THIS IF CALLED INTO QUESTION.

Although the competition has a beginning and ending date, you may chose to only compete for a limited time. For example, if you have an event that will require you to shave by March 20th, you can compete up until the day you have to shave, take your pictures, shave and submit your pictures.

All competitors are entered in every category of the competition.


Between April 1st and April 2nd competitors must submit their entry photos through an email to sasquatch.comp@gmail.com .
You are allowed to submit up to 3 photographs (1 front view and 2 side views). All photographs must be taken at the same time. For example, you can't take a picture with your full beard and then shave and leave sideburns and a mustache and then take another picture.

If you have any questions about the rules, email them to sasquatch.comp@gmail.com .

Categories

The competition consists of 5 categories:

Mr. Sasquatch


Named in honor of the mysterious large bipedal hairy hominid known to roam various mountainous parts of the world. This award goes to the hairiest, grungiest, most Neanderthal looking piece of facial hair. The less evolved you look, the better. However, imitation of the Sasquatch stench is not encouraged and could result in loss of friends. This is the grand prize of the competition. Besides instant fame and glory, the winner will receive the title of Mr. Sasquatch for a year and receive a prize to be revealed with the results.

General Burnside

Named after the great war general with even greater facial hair, this award goes to the competitor with the best sideburns. The winner will be known as "The General" and receive a prize to be revealed with the results.

Rollie Fingers


Named after the Padres Hall of Fame pitcher Roland Glen "Mr. Mustache" Fingers. This award goes to the competitor with the best mustache. The winner will be known as "Mr. Mustachio" for the year and will receive a prize to be revealed with the results of the competition.

The Picasso

Named after the great artist Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso, this award goes to the contestant with the most artistic facial hair. Hair coloring is not only allowed, but encouraged. The winner will be known as "The Artiste" for a year and will receive a prize to be revealed with the results of the competition.

The Tenderfoot:
This is the Mr. Sasquatch equivalent to dishonorable mention. This award goes to the contestant who probably should have waited for puberty to set in before entering the competition. They will be known as "The Rookie" for the year and will receive a prize to be revealed with the results of the competition.