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The competition consists of 5 categories:

Mr. Sasquatch

Named in honor of the mysterious large bipedal hairy hominid known to roam various mountainous parts of the world. This award goes to the hairiest, grungiest, most Neanderthal looking piece of facial hair. The less evolved you look, the better. However, imitation of the Sasquatch stench is not encouraged and could result in loss of friends. This is the grand prize of the competition. Besides instant fame and glory, the winner will receive the title of Mr. Sasquatch for a year and receive a prize to be revealed with the results.

General Burnside

Named after the great war general with even greater facial hair, this award goes to the competitor with the best sideburns. The winner will be known as "The General" and receive a prize to be revealed with the results.

Rollie Fingers


Named after the Padres Hall of Fame pitcher Roland Glen "Mr. Mustache" Fingers. This award goes to the competitor with the best mustache. The winner will be known as "Mr. Mustachio" for the year and will receive a prize to be revealed with the results of the competition.

The Picasso

Named after the great artist Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso, this award goes to the contestant with the most artistic facial hair. Hair coloring is not only allowed, but encouraged. The winner will be known as "The Artiste" for a year and will receive a prize to be revealed with the results of the competition.

The Tenderfoot:
This is the Mr. Sasquatch equivalent to dishonorable mention. This award goes to the contestant who probably should have waited for puberty to set in before entering the competition. They will be known as "The Rookie" for the year and will receive a prize to be revealed with the results of the competition.